`Blonde’ reborn, `Gardens’ truly gray

More from last week’s Broadway binge.

Couldn’t resist returning to see Legally Blonde at the Palace Theatre to see how the show had evolved since its January out-of-town tryout at the Golden Gate Theatre in San Francisco.

I’m happy to report that the show is in fantastic shape. Director/choreographer Jerry Mitchell (making his Broadway directorial debut) and his team – composer and lyricists Laurence O’Keefe and Nell Benjamin and book writer Heather Hach – have tightened things up and made some smart changes.

The biggest change is a new song, “Positive,” sung by the “Greek chorus” of sorority girls (Annaleigh Ashford, DeQuina Moore and Leslie Kritzer) and Elle Woods (Laura Bell Bundy). This replaces the number “Love and War” we saw out here.

Costumer Gregg Barnes has revamped almost the entire show, with especially fetching new designs for the sorority girls. And Elle’s fabulous pink finale dress – sort of Flashdance meets A Chorus Line – is accented with a lawyerly tie used as a sassy belt.

Bundy’s performance as Elle has sharpened considerably. She’s more knowing in her humor – sincere but with a certain self-awareness that makes it easier for us to laugh at her (and with her).

Orfeh as hairdresser Paulette has also warmed up. She’s funnier, and her big number, “Ireland,” finally gets its boffo Broadway ending. Orfeh’s real-life husband, Andy Karl, is still stealing scenes as Karl, the UPS guy who gets laughs with a walk (more of a “Hey, I’m Brown” strut).

If anything, Legally Blonde has turned into more of a crowd pleaser. The Friday-night audience I saw the show with was eminently pleased. A sign of things to come in that audience: a group of tween girls in pink T-shirts with “Harvard Law” stenciled on the front and “Class of 2022” on the back.


From the pink, happy world to the decidedly grim, gray world of another musical, Grey Gardens.

I have to give credit to book writer Doug Wright (Pulitzer Prize winner for I Am My Own Wife), composer Scott Frankel and lyricist Michael Korie: they set out to create an intelligent, well-considered musical about the dark side of the American dream. And they succeeded.

Trouble is that the show didn’t involve me any way other than intellectually, and I found myself wishing I were watching the extraordinary documentary, Grey Gardens, that inspired the musical.

If you don’t know the story, go watch the DVD immediately. Failing that, I’ll give you the short version: Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy’s aunt, Edith Bouvier Beale, and her cousin, Edith “Little Edie” Bouvier Beale, were at one time the cream of East Hampton, but by 1972, the two ladies were living in their family manse, called Grey Gardens, whch was condemned by the Suffolk County Board of Health in 1972. That’s when famous cousin Jackie (then Onasis) stepped in to help them out. In 1974, Albert and David Maysles spent six weeks filming the Beales and their cats and raccoons and craziness.

The musical takes a fictional leap into the past to imagine what life was like at Grey Gardens in 1941, when Little Edie was a dazzling debutante and Big Edie was a quirky patron of the arts with a rich, philandering husband.

Act 1 attempts to show us Big Edie’s tremendous jealousy of her daughter’s beauty (and beaux) and Little Edie’s suffering at the hands of her mother’s passive aggressive smackdowns.

Act 2 gives us the Beales we saw in the movie and quotes, often verbatim, lines spoken by the real women in the documentary.

I’m told the reason to see Grey Gardens is for the central performance by Christine Ebersole, who plays vibrant Big Edie in Act 1 and mentally unbalanced Little Edie in Act 2. After missing performances and taking a well-deserved break from the show, Ebersole was back in action for the matinee I saw.

She puts on quite a show and sings beautifully. But to my mind, her performance has become mannered caricature of caricature. Her imitation of Little Edie in Act 2, complete with the crazy outfits she fashioned for herself from anything she could get her hands on, is uncanny. But it’s just that: an imitation.

Mary Louise Wilson as bed-bound Big Edie gives a more realistic performance, but we never quite understand how the beautiful, intelligent (albeit psychologically tormented) woman in Act 1 could be come such a mess in 30 years.

Same is true of Little Edie – it seems the most interesting part is in the middle when she attempts to live independently in New York and begin a show-biz career but then gets sucked back into her mother’s psychosis.

There are also issues of mental illness here that are never addressed (nor are they addressed in the film), which can make laughing at these women and their sad plight uncomfortable.

My favorite number is the Act 2 opener “The Revolutionary Costume for Today” performed by Ebersole. Her big ballad, “Another Winter In a Summer Town,” is lovely, but it seems too knowing – how can Little Edie be so self-aware and sad and so crazy? It’s possible, but we’re not given enough insight to really believe it.

Review: “Legally Blonde, The Musical”

Merry musical `Legally Blonde’ dazzles and delights
3 1/2 stars Bright, shiny `Blonde’


(opened Feb. 6, 2007; photos by Paul Kolnik)

The opening number from Legally Blonde, The Musical is, like, really catchy.

So much so that the refrain, “Oh. My.God. Omigod, you guys,’’ bores into your brain and refuses to exit in a timely manner.

It helps that the song accompanies one of the liveliest opening sequences seen on a musical theater stage in quite a while. With expectations riding high, Legally Blonde shoots out of the gate like a prize, Prada-clad stallion and races toward that elusive goal of Broadway immortality.

That is the goal of every new musical, right? Some – like Wicked or Hairspray — even achieve it, to varying degrees.

The latest entry is yet another new musical based on a movie. Unlike last year’s vampire stinker Lestat, this one has blood pumping in its veins. And that blood is a bright shade of pink.

Legally Blonde, The Musical had its world premiere Tuesday at San Francisco’s Golden Gate Theatre, where it runs through Feb. 24 and then re-opens at New York’s Palace Theatre in April.

For a just-hatched show, this Blonde is in awfully good shape, though (not to disparage blondes in any way) it doesn’t have a whole lot going on in its pretty head.

And that’s OK. Sometimes you just want a musical to shake its sparkles at you and make you smile. Rather than feel guilty about that, if the musical is crafted with a degree of skill and intelligence, you can sit back and enjoy.

That’s the kind of show Legallly Blonde is.

Except for that opening song and the title tune, the score by the husband-and-wife team of Laurence O’Keefe and Nell Benjamin treads the line of pleasant if unremarkable pop and disco with hints of R&B. There are cute numbers, like “Bend and Snap” and “Take It Like a Man” (an ode to shopping, naturally), but the songs just don’t soar.
Heather Hach’s book attempts to make characters more interesting than they were in the 2001 movie, which, frankly, isn’t much of a challenge. Reese Witherspoon was adorable, but the pleasures of the movie don’t go very deep.

Our heroine, SoCal sorority president Elle Woods (Laura Bell Bundy), has the kind of confidence you don’t often see in a protagonist. We catch her at a weak moment: her chiseled boyfriend Warner Huntington III (Richard H. Blake) has just dumped her because a man with his political games needs “less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie.’’

Warner’s off to Harvard Law School, and rather than be a victim, Elle decides to follow him.
This means we get a massive production number called “What You Want’’ in which Elle’s a-poppin’. She eschews the standard admissions essay in favor of a marching band, a flag team and a stage full of people singing her praises.

Of course the ploy works, and once she’s admitted, she has many important lessons to learn about being taken seriously and allowing her considerable intellect to compete with her golden locks and designer wardrobe (vibrant costumes by Gregg Barnes).

The hero in all of this is Jerry Mitchell, the Tony Award-winning choreographer who makes his Broadway directorial debut with Legally Blonde.

What you see on stage at the Golden Gate is pure energy and heart. Mitchell and his cast light musical theater sparks several times, but the best number — and a welcome slice of sheer musical theater delight — comes in Act 2 with the unimaginatively titled “Legallly Blonde Remix.’’ David Rockwell’s busy set goes away, Ken Posner and Paul Miller’s lights flare up, and it’s just the cast dancing and singing up a storm, with a whiff of “Riverdance” and a lot of humor.

There are disappointments — like how little Michael Rupert as a cocky law professor and Kate Shindle (Miss America 1998) as Elle’s primary foe have to do. And the score continually promises more memorable things than it actually delivers. Where, for instance, is Elle’s defining, sing-it-to-the rafters number? The ballad version of “Legally Blonde” doesn’t cut it. What does legally blonde mean, anyway?

And the romance between Elle and Harvard teaching assistant Emmett (the charming Christian Borle) is still a few flames short of a blaze. It’d be nice if Emmett had a song that didn’t repeat the phrase “chip on your shoulder” until it hurts.

But then again, there are pleasures like Bundy’s cute-as-a-button Elle, Orfeh as sassy hairdresser Paulette and Andy Karl (Orfeh’s real-life husband) as the UPS guy who steals Paulette’s heart and nearly steals the show.

Though they’re more effective as valley-talking sorority sisters than as Elle’s only-in-her-brain Greek chorus, Annaleigh Ashford, Leslie Kritzer and DeQuina Moore ratchet up the vivacious quotient whenever they’re onstage. They help rev up the feel-good, girl-power motor that keeps the musical buzzing right along for more than 2 1/2 hours.

Legally Blonde, The Musical is a show that wants to delight our inner teenage girl. Not everyone has an inner teenage girl, but for those of us who do, omigod you guys, get ready to be tickled pink.

For information on Legally Blonde, The Musical, visit www.shnsf.com.

Pretty in pink

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Laura Bell Bundy (in pink, naturally) as law student Elle Woods faces off with a law professor (Michael Rupert), much to the delight of fellow student played by Kate Shindle (left) in Legally Blonde, The Musical at San Francisco’s Golden Gate Theatre. Photo Credit: Paul Kolnik

We here at Theater Dogs don’t believe in reviewing shows before they’ve opened, but we’re not above buzzing when the preview buzz is good.

Legally Blonde, The Musical had its first preview on Tuesday (Jan. 23) at San Francisco’s Golden Gate Theatre. Spies in the house reported that some set snafus that had dogged final rehearsals were absent and that the show — which opens here Feb. 6 and heads to Broadway with previews beginning April 29 at the Palace Theatre — is a heck of a lot of fun.

Our spy Dogs had a rollicking good time at the show, with especially high marks going to director/choreographer Jerry Mitchell’s big numbers, Laura Bell Bundy’s unflagging energy and charm and a couple of razzle-dazzle songs.

Reminder: this is not a review, but the spies did have a three-word summation: MAJOR CROWD PLEASER.

For more Legally Blonde info, visit www.shnsf.com.

A `Blonde’ moment

A spy in New York went to the final run-through of Legally Blonde, The Musical in New York and says the show is in “good shape” and “hits all the right buttons.”

Of course it does. We’re positively pink with expectation as the whole Legally Blonde crew begins rehearsals at San Francicsco’s Golden Gate Theatre. Preview performances start Jan. 23, and the show opens Feb. 6. Broadway opening at the Palace Theatre is slated for April 29.

Our spy also mentioned that Act 2 still needs some work, but that’s hardly news. The second act of most musicals could use work. And that’s the whole reason Legally Blonde is coming to San Francisco in the first place: to get everything exactly right.

After all, Elle Woods and her dog Bruiser, both Gemini vegetarians by the way, did manage to get into Harvard Law School. “What, like it’s hard?” Elle asks in the movie. This is a girl who can fix anything with a bend and a snap, so look out.

The official Web site is up and running and includes links to Broadway.com’s terrific and ongoing series of videos about the show’s development. Check it out here. For information about the San Francisco run, go here.

Oh, and by the way, since you’ve seen Dreamgirls — and I know you’ve seen Dreamgirls by now or you’re not really a Theater Dog — did you notice Legally Blonde, The Musical star Laura Bell Bundy oohing and ahhing in the white bread rip-off of “Cadillac Car”? She’s adorable, even in the background.

Bend and snap to it

OK, so my dreams of Amy Sedaris becoming a Broadway musical star in Legally Blonde have been dashed. But with the official announcement of the full cast, I can hardly be disappointed.

In addition to previously announced Laura Bell Bundy as Elle and Kate Shindle as Vivienne, the cast includes Orfeh as Paulette, Christian Borle (late of Spamalot) as Emmett, Richard H. Blake (late of The Wedding Singer) as Warner, Nikki Snelson as Brooke and — this one is exciting — Tony-winner Michael Rupert (right) as Professor Callahan.

“Going Blonde: The Road to Broadway” is Broadway.com’s ongoing behind-the-scenes peek as Blonde rolls toward its April Broadway opening. Meet the cast in the latest episode here.

Tickets ($35-$90) go on sale to the general public Dec. 3 for the San Francisco run (Jan. 23-Feb. 24). Visit shnsf.com for information.

Legally Sedaris?

I’ve been reading Amy Sedaris’ I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, her hilarious guide to home entertaining, and that started me thinking.

I adore Amy Sedaris (and I hear her recent appearance at San Francisco’s City Arts & Lectures was a hoot) and crave her kooky sense of humor. I’ve memorized the entire “Strangers with Candy” series (and though I liked the movie, I prefer the TV show). My TiVo captures Amy’s every appearance on Letterman, and her recent apperances on Martha Stewart’s talk show (they made a Lady Baltimore cake from a recipe in Amy’s book) and on “The Colbert Report” where she tumbled with Colbert and Paul Dinello were priceless (check out the tumbling video here).

So what’s next for the beautiful and talented Ms. Sedaris? Well, Legally Blonde: The Musical is coming to SF in January before heading to New York. Wouldn’t it be inspired casting to put Amy Sedaris in the Jennifer Coolidge role of hairdresser Paulette Bonafante?

Last I heard, the role hadn’t been cast, and Coolidge probably doesn’t want to do it, so why not let the brilliant Amy Sedaris make the role her own? Not sure, though if Amy’s talents tend toward singing.

Frankly, this woman can do anything. She’s done plenty of theater. It’s time for her to embrace her inner show queen.

Jerry’s kids

The SHN/Best of Broadway folks threw a party at Ruby Skye nightclub the other night to entice group ticket buyers to show some love for Legally Blonde, which has its out-of-town tryouts in San Francisco early next year at the Golden Gate (yes, the Golden Gate because they couldn’t built the necessary elevator lifts under the stage at the Orpheum, where the show was originally slated).

Jerry Mitchell, who’s making his Broadway directorial debut with the show (and who also will provide his Tony Award-winning high-energy choreography) was introduced by SHN’s Carole Shorenstein Hays as, “One of the most talented young people of our era.”

Mitchell was joined by star Laura Bell Bundy (Elle Woods), composer/lyricist Laurence O’Keefe (his composer/lyricist cohort, Nell Benjamin, was literally going into labor with her first child in Los Angeles) and co-star (and former Miss America) Kate Shindle as Elle’s brunette nemesis.

After the presentation, Jerry Mitchell and I hustled over to posh eatery Michael Minna for an interview over wine (syrah) and extraordinary appetizers: the ahi tuna tartar and the seared scallops. Unfortunately, the food was so good I don’t remember anything Mr. Mitchell said.

Kidding. I remember it all, and you’ll read it here and in Jones for Theater in the coming months.

I will tell you this: after he takes Legally Blonde to Broadway, Mitchell is heading for Sin City. As the originator, director and choreographer of the annual fundraiser Broadway Bares, Mitchell is a well-known fan of burlesque. Well, he’s taking coals to Newcastle. He’s creating Peep, a strip show starring Little Bo Peep and her fairy tale friends for the Hard Rock Hotel. Andrew Lippa (The Wild Party) has written the score. The show, for which the Hard Rock is building a theater (that’s how they roll in Vegas — build it and they will come), was supposed to usher in the New Year as 2007 turned into 2008, but they’re all so hot and bothered about Mitchell’s show that they want it earlier.

First comes the blonde, then comes the burlesque. Hasn’t it always been thus?

More later, dogs.

Bundy’s ‘Blonde’ ambition

As cute as Reese Witherspoon but with better pipes, Laura Bell Bundy is Broadway’s new Elle Woods.

Bundy, who originated the role of Amber Von Tussle in Hairspray, has also played Glinda in Wicked and appeared in the TV series Veronica Mars and Strangers with Candy (and Theater Dogs have BIG LOVE for Strangers with Candy).
She’ll play Elle, the ditzy sorority girl who ends up at Harvard Law in the new Broadway-bound musical version of Legally Blonde, opening in San Francisco in January.

Other members of the creative team are Jerry Mitchell, making his Broadway directorial debut (he’ll also choreograph), Heather Hach (book) and Nell Benjamin and Laurence O’Keefe (music and lyrics)

I hear music

If you’ve been paying attention to Broadway, you know the current trend is to turn movies into musicals. At one end of the spectrum you have your hits like The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Hairspray, The Color Purple, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Full Monty and The Producers. At the other end, you have your Footloose, Urban Cowboy, The Wedding Singer, Big and The Mambo Kings.

Even the rise of the jukebox musical (Jersey Boys, All Shook Up, Good Vibrations, Mamma Mia!) hasn’t displaced the movi-cal as Broadway’s desperate grab for cash.

Two upcoming entries are High Fidelity, based on the Nick Hornby novel and 2000 movie of the same name, and Legally Blonde, based on the 2001 Reese Witherspoon movie.

High Fidelity has a Web site that allows you to listen to four of the songs by Tom Kitt (music) and Amanda Green (lyrics). My theater-writing colleague in Chicago, the estimable Kerry Reid, asks me to share the following lyric with you because she hates it so much:

You paved the way for romance/when you kept him out of your pants.

Hard to argue that one. The songs on offer are of the bland, pop-rock Wedding Singer variety with traces of Rent here and there. What’s unappealing about the High Fidelity songs — and maybe they’re brilliant in the context of the show — is how humorless they are. There’re supposed to be laughs in there somewhere, but they’re buried in the strenuous effort to be hip and rockin’.

Legally Blonde: The Musical has an in-progress Web site, that will launch in late November. But I have heard four of the songs (music and lyrics by Laurence O’Keefe and Nell Benjamin) on a demo CD, and though they have a similar Wedding Singer meets Hairspray meets Rent vibe, they’re actually fun and funny. The catchy “Omigod You Guys” is actually a little too catchy, and I can’t quite shake it, while “Take It Like a Man” (about the joys of shopping, so get your minds out of the gutter) is guffaw-inspiring in a good way.

If I were an investor listening to sample songs from each of these two new shows, I’d put my money on Blonde. The good news for Bay Area Theater Dogs is that Legally Blonde has its out-of-town tryout in San Francisco in January.