The `fun’ in fundraising

Upcoming theater fundraisers are going to let you fire it up and throw ’em down.

First up, this Saturday (Oct. 13), Crowded Fire Theatre Company is hosting a Chili Cookoff with foolsFury, Impact Theatre and the Playwrights Foundation.

Here’s the beauty part: in addition to a “fan favorite” chili, there will be a “critics choice” selected by a “celebrity” panel of judges comprising yours truly and the far more beautiful Chloe Veltman of the SF Weekly and Karen D’Souza of the San Jose Mercury News. Impact is already promising to burn our mouths.

New co-artistic director Kent Nicholson says: “We wanted to create an event that brought the Bay Area small theater community together. It’s more of a way to connect off stage with each other and our audience members than as a means for making money…though that’s an added bonus!”

The event, which will also feature bluegrass music by the Duck River Band, is from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. at the El Rio Bar, 3158 Mission St., San Francisco. Tickets are $1 each, and for one ticket, you get a chili “taster.” For three tickets you get a side dish, and for five tickets, you get a piping hot bowl of your favorite chili. All you can eat “gas passes” are $20 in advance and $30 at the door.

Purchase tickets at www.crowdedfire.org or at the door.

The mouth-burning folks at Impact are busy with a fundraiser of their very own. On Saturday, Oct. 20, the company hosts Full Houses: A Poker Tournament to Benefit Impact Theatre. Tickets are going fast (only 35 remain at this writing). Participants will play No-Limit Texas Hold-Em, with a massive prize pool up for grabs and pizza and desserts throughout the night.

Top prize is an 8GB Apple iPhone, and the runner-up prize is $200 in gift cards to Bloomingdales and Nordstrom. Anyone who gets a full house or better during the tournament, even if they don’t win the hand, gets one of the other prizes. And what are the other prizes you ask? Theater tickets, of course, to ACT, Berkeley Rep, Cal Shakes, Magic, Shotgun and other local companies. There are also gift cards of varying kinds, movie tickets, jazz concert tickets, an autographed “Simpsons” script. And more. Hey, even the first player out of the tournament gets a prize.

“We specialize in theater that’s relevant to our audience,” says Impact artistic director Melissa Hillman. “So naturally the kind of benefit we’d have is relevant to them, too. And of course, poker was meant to be played in a basement, and La Val’s Subterranean is the perfect basement for a benefit tournament like this. Best of all, you could be the worst poker player in the world and still win an awesome prize worth more than the buy-in just for getting a full house or better…or being the first one out.”

The tournament is limited to 54 players (must be 21 or older). The buy in for Full Houses is $50, with unlimited $25 re-buys for the first two hours of the tourney. Tickets are available at www.impacttheatre.com.

Review: `Sleepy’

Opened Sept. 7, 2007

Impact scares up some horror in Sleepy
three stars Dark, bumpy night

Things go bump in the night during Impact Theatre’s Sleepy, and those bumping things are often dead bodies and audience expectations.

A collection of five short interconnected plays, Steven Yockey’s Sleepy keeps threatening to be one thing and then abruptly becomes something else.

The one thing it’s safe to say about the show is that it dwells somewhere close to “The Twilight Zone.” Director Dawn Monique Williams and her six actors — Gabriel A. Ross, Pamela Davis, Seth Thygesen, Marissa Keltie, John Terrell and Jessica Kiely — keep us on the verge of expecting the unexpected, which is a perfectly fine place to be for the show’s brisk 60 minutes.

The opening scene about a nightmare-plagued man and his unhappy, sleep-deprived wife reveals elements we’ll see in each of the short plays. One of these is physical: there’s a fancy new hotel in the neighborhood that we’ll end up seeing from different vantage points. One involves time: everything here happens in the wee hours of the night. And the other is more emotional: people want desperately to be listened to, as if being heard will somehow rescue them from the great yawning abyss.

The domestic drama of the first scene is angry and ugly. Then, boom! We’re in a whole different kind of play — one Rob Zombie might enjoy.

There are moments in the first scene and the second, about a traumatized young woman making some sort of confession on the phone, that recall audition scenes for drama school.

There’s something overwrought and familiar about the writing and the acting that weakens the drama. But then a corner is turned, and the scenes come alive. In the second scene, that corner involves projected video of jellyfish and a childhood recollection of murder that is truly horrifying.

Before the evening is out, we’ll be taken for a ride in one of the hotel’s creepy elevators and taken to the roof of the hotel, where a young woman’s crush on her best friend threatens to go in a violent direction.

The best piece of the lot is also the most overt ensemble piece. Each character mistakes another for someone else. At first, the scene is comical, but then, when a man is about to jump from a ledge high up on the hotel, the sense of identity confusion takes us to a most enjoyable mess-with-your-head place.

Lighting designer Stephanie Buchner keeps her lamps suitably low for these unsettling tales, and set designer Andrew Susskind conveys a sense of the claustrophobic night (granted, an easy thing to do in a basement theater) with a too-small hotel room and a refrigerator that turns out to be the most illuminating thing on stage.

By play’s end, everyone is seeing ghosts or feeling something sinister lurking unseen in the corners. And with that uneasy feeling, Impact and Sleepy send us happily into the real world of darkness outside the theater walls.

For information about Sleepy, visit www.impacttheatre.com.

Theater review: `Measure for Measure’

Impact ratchets up vice, vitality in Measure for Measure
three stars Well measured

By all counts, Shakespeare’s Measure for Measure is a comedy — if you measure comedy not in the Will Ferrell sense but by the more classical definition that has all the major cast members alive at the end of the play.

Measure for Measure, which would have won the “Most Problematic Play of 1604” trophy had such an award existed, has always been an uncomfortable comedy. There’s really only one expressly funny character (Lucio, described in the text as a “fantastic,” which could also mean slacker, con-man, troublemaker), and the bulk of the play is twisted into moralistic knots.

Berkeley’s Impact Theatre, the group that works diligently to keep younger generations interested in live theater, makes a Shakespearean detour every season, and the results are always interesting.

Director Melissa Hillman’s Measure for Measure, now at LaVal’s Subterranean Theatre, makes some valiant attempts to loosen some of Shakespeare’s knots.

First, the play has been effectively trimmed (no constable Elbow or foolish Froth) to two acts and two-plus hours. Second, and most important, the notion of comedy — except for Jeremy Forbing’s spirited take on Lucio and Stacz Sadowski’s Barnardine, a condemned prisoner perpetually too drunk to hang — the notion of comedy is effectively banished.

This is, at heart, a serious play about faith, narrow-mindedness, the letter of the law and the spirit of the law. Nothing particularly comical about any of those issues, especially when a man’s life, a leader’s overweening power and a nun’s virtue are on the line.

The three central performances in Hillman’s production are rock solid.

Ted Barker is Duke Vincentio of Vienna, who pretends to go away and then disguises himself as a priest to take the true measure of his sin-infested city, which is depicted in images of red, white and chain link in William McBride’s set.

The Duke’s temporary replacement is Angelo, a staunch military man unwilling to deviate from the letter of the law. As played by Cole Alexander Smith, Angelo is a pill-popping moralist whose first brush with temptation turns him into a monster.

That temptation comes in the form of Isabella, a novice nun whose brother (Daniel Duque-Estrada) is to be executed for impregnating his girlfriend (Dana Lau). As Isabella, Marissa Keltie is not what you’d expect. This is an extremist nun with a fear of sex we — and probably she — never quite understand. Hardly shy or retiring, she’s as single-minded about chastity as Angelo is about law, so it makes sense when the two of them clash.

Angelo, flush with power and lust for the young nun, is willing to make a deal: He’ll save the brother if the sister will relinquish her virgin body and sleep with him. “My false overweighs your true,” he tells her when she threatens to expose his horrible behavior.

Of course the disguised Duke gets wind of all this but takes his sweet time putting everything right. The painfully extended denouement has long been a challenge for directors because in the midst of all this dark, twisted storytelling, we get conventional comedy writing shuttling us to the improbably, and frankly unwelcome, happy ending.

Hillman has a few tricks up her sleeve, and even if it means re-writing Shakespeare in the play’s final moments, let it be said that her inventions seem much more in tune with the violent, hot-tempered tone of the play.

For more information on Measure for Measure, visit www.impacttheatre.com.