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		<title>Disney hatches a `High School Musical&#8217; flop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Walt Disney Company never has handled success very well. Surprisingly, abundance of imagination can lead to a hit, then absence of imagination can kill it dead. Look no further than the &#8220;High School Musical&#8221; franchise. What started out as a cheap little TV movie one-off has turned into a pop culture behemoth, spawning a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.disneyjuice.com/disney_juice/images/2008/05/07/nicklachey1.jpg" align="right" alt="" />The <strong>Walt Disney Company </strong>never has handled success very well. Surprisingly, abundance of imagination can lead to a hit, then absence of imagination can kill it dead.</p>
<p>Look no further than the <strong>&#8220;High School Musical&#8221;</strong> franchise. What started out as a cheap little TV movie one-off has turned into a pop culture behemoth, spawning a hugely popular made-for-TV sequel, an ice show, a touring stage version, a gazillion youth stage productions, a soon-to-be-released threequel on the big screen&#8230;and now one of the worst reality TV shows imaginable.</p>
<p>Musical theater actually made some reality TV inroads &#8212; as annoying as they might have been &#8212; with <strong>MTV&#8217;s &#8220;Legally Blonde the Musical: The Search for Elle Woods,&#8221; </strong>which actually did re-cast the lead in a floundering Broadway show and pumped up the box office and the youth popularity factor.</p>
<p>As if Disney&#8217;s &#8220;HSM&#8221; franchise needed any more attention, Disney-owned ABC launched a summer reality series called &#8220;High School Musical: Get in the Picture.&#8221; The idea was that talent scouts would scour the nation from coast to coast (Alaska and Hawaii included) and pick a dozen young performers (not all teens, but all teen-ish), many pulled from high school drama programs, to humiliate and eliminate week to week. <strong>Nick Lachey </strong>hosts, and he wanders in from time to time like the amiable guy from down the street who hopes someone will give him a beer.</p>
<p>And the prize? Well, that&#8217;s a good question. It&#8217;s not money (oops, goodbye ratings). It&#8217;s not exactly fame (hello ratings basement). You have to pay attention to even figure out what the prize is: appearing in the closing credits of <strong><em>High School Musical 3</em></strong>. What? Oh, and they might get a recording contract with Disney &#8212; as the legal experts put it, you win a &#8220;talent hold.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been watching, hoping there was something theatrically blog-worthy about the show, but it&#8217;s a waste of time. I feel sorry for these kids, many of whom are quite talented. Clearly ABC-Disney has spent a load of money on this thing, but try as they might to drum up drama and cat fights and romantic hook-ups, it all just fizzles.</p>
<p>The only redeeming part of the show is the performances by the kids. Though given horrible coaching, lame storylines and terrible blocking by their &#8220;expert coaches,&#8221; the young performers do well. The show is a huge cheat (what a surprise) because we supposedly see the kids sitting in empty rooms &#8220;rehearsing&#8221; with each other, then when it comes time for the performance, they&#8217;re moving around a fully built-out set, having blocked every movement and spent time singing along with the pre-recorded music. Clearly we never see any of the real rehearsal.</p>
<p>And the songs. Ick. Sometimes the producers are smart and choose Ben Folds or Jason Mraz. In the last episode, &#8220;Connect,&#8221; here&#8217;s the rundown: &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Wanna Be&#8221; (Gavin DeGraw), &#8220;Austin&#8221; (Blake Shelton), &#8220;Boston&#8221; (Augustana), &#8220;Bleeding Love&#8221; (Leona Lewis) and &#8220;One Year Six Months&#8221; (Yellowcard).</p>
<p>Then, after the kids perform, the coaches basically rip them apart &#8212; not to their faces but to the camera. At the end of the episode (the next one is tonight, Monday, Aug. 18), two kids are relegated to &#8220;the chorus.&#8221; That means they stay on at this prestigious school of fake TV arts, but they don&#8217;t get to work with the really talented kids. The whole point is supposed to be that winning is only the BEST part &#8212; the real humiliation comes in small increments throughout the journey.</p>
<p>Sticking talented kids in a lame reality series nominally tied to a Disney franchise really is a new low for reality TV and for Disney, a company that should know better.</p>
<p>Visit the official Web site, watch full episodes and behind-the-scenes clips and see the horror for yourself at: <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/highschoolmusical/index?pn=index" target="_blank">abc.go.com/primetime/highschoolmusical</a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my favorite contestant, crazy Bailey:<br />
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